Episode Six: The Garrison Commander
Drew: We are full of burritos.
Jen: Are you ready for a roller coaster of emotions?!
Drew: Re: burritos.
Jen: This is going to be an amazing hour of television
You will need only the edge of your seat
Drew: I admit I have neglected to Watch and Win the past two eps.
Jen: OMG YOU MONSTER
Drew: I am Dodge Stratus.
Jen: Ha. Inside joke
Drew: (That’s an injoke)
Jamie’s scars look very, uh, silly putty.
Jen: I am so tense about what Claire’s answer is going to be
Drew: “Bilbo and Breeze”?
I am hearing this song for the first time.
Through Weird Al ears.
Jen: I admit I have been listening to the song a few dozen times on Spotify during each week
I am nerd
Who are you.
Jen: You married me
Drew: Today’s Office Tour is: British Officer!
Jen: Start of episode. What is Claire going to say?
Drew: So Claire is a Guest of the Clan MacKenzie who is a guest of the British army?
Jen: I suppose it’s always better to be a guest of the King than otherwise
Drew: So only Dougal went with her?
A little different fro the book but not thematically different
Drew: Uh. Why is the light cavalry all wearing powdered wigs?
Jen: Also can we go horseback riding sometime?
Like I have a need to be wearing garb and riding horsies
Drew: Bad Guy! Gasp!
Jen: Gross who is this British dude
Drew: That’s me.
Jen: He is a close talker
Drew: That’s my time travel dream.
Jen: Ugh. English dudes are racist jerks
Drew: New ship: Dougal and Lord Twirp.
Jen: Civilized? They don’t appreciate the Scottish landscape? It’s not like they have cable if they go back to London
Drew: An enigma wrapped in a kilt!
Jen: Dougal is AWESOME
Drew: It would not have hurt Dougal to be a little nice.
Jen: Ok I am loving how this is going. Not in the book at all but this is awesome
Also can we get a harpsichord
Drew: Ungh. Really? Will we put it next to your spinning wheel and blunderbuss?
Jen: Yup. Where is my time travel preparation room?
I love that Claire is all about getting her drink on
Drew: In the past YOUR MIND IS BLOWN
Jen: Uh oh
Drew: Black Jerk!
Jen: Black Jack on the case
Ha, I love Black Jerk as a name
Drew: (Is there something going on between those two? wonders Lord Twit)
Jen: Ugh I don’t like the dirty and earnest passion of Black Jack. He is a good foil to the English dudes sitting around being silly
Drew: Womp Womp
Lt Whiping Boy
Jen: Claire totally rules
Good thing someone is hurt so Claire can win people over!
Jen: This is fascinating to a book reader because this is all new to us
Claire is taking care of business.
She is an amazing heroine! A doctor for us all!
Drew: Way too much backstory then, scarf boy.
The venison is getting cold.
Jen: Ok I take back all of my time travel dreams. I will take modern medicine
Wait, so. Not sexy. No guy wants to be shaved by his gal.
I like my nose.
Jen: Shaky clumsy sausage fingers with a knife on your neck?
Drew: Black Jerk is kind of a badass.
Jen: Ugh he is disgusting. You will see. He is the worst ever
Drew: I mean, besides flipping out about a minor cut.
Jen: Get the man a damn bandaid and he’d shut up
Drew: Does Black Jerk drink?
Jen: Tobias Menzies is kind of killing this, though
Drew: Penis reference in 3 2 1
Drew: My true nature is BUGS BUGS BUGS
Jen: Seems legit
Drew: I LOVE BUGS
THAT’S BLACK JERK SPEAKING
Jen: Story of his life
Drew: I AM REVERSED.
Yeah! Truth to Claire!
Yes. Your only choices. Except for TIME TRAVEL
Jen: I am from the future and you suck Black Jack
Drew: Uh… he would know other officers stationed in his area.
Jen: I love that Claire is selling it but he is not buying it at all
Drew: Is he drawing her Titanic style?
It’s just a cartoon drawing of boobs
Drew: Suck it, Jacobites!
Jen: Oooh this is better than the book
Badass! Go Claire!
Jen: Ugh Claire no don’t bring Jamie into it
Drew: No Claire!
Jen: **Mistake*** a guy in a top hat comes out
Drew: Stop defending your hoboyfriend
Oh, hey, Jamie is in this episode.
DID YOU LIKE MEL GIBSON’S JESUS MOVIE?
I want Black Jerk;s lashes to be via tongue.
Jen: Uhhh tread carefully because you haven’t read the book
Drew: llliiiiiiicccckkkkk “One!” llllllliiiiiicccckkkk “Two!”
Judder? Is that a word?
No wonder Old Country Buffet’s carvery station sucks.
Jamie was whipped so hard he bled out his mouth? Did he bite his tongue?
(i think black jerk might be a vampire)
(or worse dracula)
Jen: I want Claire to throw a drink in Randall’s face right now
Drew: Are you crying?
(Jen has to pee, we pause)
Jen: Oh, Claire is having a hard time separating him from Frank.
Drew: Does he have something stuck in his cheek?
Jen: Sucker punch
Drew: Wow. Heel turn after heel turn.
Do all British soldiers have Big Faces?
Jen: Dougal puts an end to this business
Drew: Jack’s shirt got cleaner.
Jen: Duh Duh Duh
Drew: Water? Where? Next to the camera on the boom?
Drew: So that’s the intro shot!
Jen: Yes marry a Scot!
Yes prison. No scot.
Jen: Grinding your corn
Drew: I can hear you grinding over here. Down girl.
Jen: I mean you stick an Ace bandage on a dude and that’s pretty much a binding contract
Drew: No, it might surprise you that I, a wandering hobo, have no intended.
Late blooming hobo
Jen: Claire is getting drunk until next week
Alright that was the rollercoaster I was hoping for
Drew: Next week on…
Jen: Next week is going to be amaaaaaaaazing